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  1. When he calls you a Graecus, call him a Romanus.
    2. Tell him that he's unimpessive for a son of Apollo.

    3. When he denies, calling you a graecus, you can do #1 or say "Tell me child, do you have a six pack?"

    4. Tell him that you know his secret. When he tells you he doesnt have one, say, "But you do!"

    5. If he gets mad and demands to know, you can continue doing #4. If you get tired, then when he says, "Tell me what secret!" say, "Victoria's secret." 

    6. Ask him if he ever got hit by the arrow of love. If he says no, aim an arrow at him, and run after him like a mad man.

    7. If he says yes, say, "Octavian! Ooooooh!" and skip around him, tossing flowers at him. 

    8. Tell him that he's growing a beard. If he says no, insist. 

    9. Ask him if he wants a kiss. If he says something realated to no, say, "But baybeeeee"

    10. If he says something related to yes, say, "PERVVVVVVV"
Some of them are going to be in Nico X Reyna.

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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
I found this pre09.deviantart.net/b930/th/p… and it is probably fanart from this post
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It is! She got permission for it!
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:iconmarmardj:
marmardj Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I would do all of these
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:iconzodiaxdragon:
ZodiaxDragon Featured By Owner Edited May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm gonna do everything till the eighth one. Totally. Definitely. 
But he's probably gonna ask "Child??" when I do the third one since I'm way younger than him...oh well....the annoyinger,the better. ;p ;p ;p
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:iconelephantgirl202:
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
Hue hue.  Octavian, cousin of mine (I guess (I dubbed myself a daughter of Apollo)) I shall annoy you to the depths of Tartarus. (Psh, Tartarus. Tartar us. Tartar sauce. (I'm sorry,  you can yell at me now.))
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:iconzodiaxdragon:
ZodiaxDragon Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol XD
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:iconawesomerz5:
Awesomerz5 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015
Wait, isn't he a legacy?
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:iconmarshmallownyancat:
marshmallownyancat Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
But what if you're a Roman? Maybe, just maybe I was hired by Reyna to visit Octavian in the Underworld to annoy the Tartarus outta him.
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:iconlunarrepublicftw:
lunarrepublicftw Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Romanus! Lol
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oui. I had a good laugh at that one as well!
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:iconroses504:
roses504 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
The last one, LMAO! XD
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:iconflamester235:
Flamester235 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT NUMBER 5!!!!!!!
i did it on one of my friends, and he chased me around the park for 15 minutes straight,
I'll never regret that...


XD
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, I'm glad I inspired you my child. Continue trolling your friends. -3-
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:icondaedalusdavinci:
DaedalusDaVinci Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
#9... excuse me while I lmao.
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Eheh...thanks.
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:iconashleyf280:
Ashleyf280 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I have a serious addiction to this guy
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So do I :XD:
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:iconashleyf280:
Ashleyf280 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
More!
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
What else can I do?
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:iconashleyf280:
Ashleyf280 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Remind him that the emperor he's named after was one of the worst in the roman's  history
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconathineastone:
AthineaStone Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student General Artist
I love all of them! But my fave is Perv plz PEEEERRRRRRVVVVVV
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: Yeah!
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:iconzombieowl:
ZombieOwl Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is hilarious XD
Oh my god, you could totally use that line from Twilight.... "Aren't Children of ArizonaApollo supposed to be really tan?"
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Huh, yeah! :) I should've! ^-^"
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:iconzombieowl:
ZombieOwl Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually, I was wondering... Do you think I could illustrate this list? I need more Octavian fun times in my life XD
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Illustrate? Me? You really have a death wish! If you wanna do it, then go ahead! (With credit)
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:iconzombieowl:
ZombieOwl Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course! And I'll send you a link so you can see the madness you've inspired XD
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: Oh dear, I'd love to be inspiration!
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:iconpushpitapranjoli:
PushpitaPranjoli Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Student Filmographer
I would sooo use these to annoy him(well, if he existed) :D
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Same here!
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:iconbluespring101:
bluespring101 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
If I did #6, I would trip on a rock and have to attend Octavian's funeral cause I accidentally shot him.
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
tsk tsk.... I actually like octavian!
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:iconnek00taku:
nek00taku Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
TROLOLOLOLOL
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
wth?!?! :XD:
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:iconnek00taku:
nek00taku Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I have ABSOLUTELY no idea!
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:iconpjatoluv:
PJatOluv Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL NUMBER 8 THO! XD
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:XD:
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:iconchoclate-dreams:
Choclate-Dreams Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2013  Student General Artist
But BAYBEEEE~!
hehe xD
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yuh, I was running outta ideas! :0
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:iconmango-shiro:
mango-shiro Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Actually, Octavian's a legacy of Apollo.
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I had a doubt, but in the House of Hades, Rachel calls him the son of Apollo *shrugs*
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:iconmango-shiro:
mango-shiro Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, apparently that was a mistake ^^;
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah. I guess.
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:iconsunshinebaby97:
SunshineBaby97 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist
So funny :D
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! ^  ^"
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:iconkittykat532:
kittykat532 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
This...is...the BEST THING EVER, RELATED TO OCTAVIAN!!! My favorite one is #1!!
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconeweplz: Really?
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:iconkittykat532:
kittykat532 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yes it really is!
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:iconnico-di-angelo-fan:
Nico-Di-Angelo-fan Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconiloveyouplz: Wow, how flattering.
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